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A Texas teen walked free after running over 6 cyclists, because letting him escape to Mexico was too cliché.

This Week

LA school teachers might be getting a 5% pay increase to splurge on a third of their rent. 2 New Zealand ‘gang associates’ were arrested after trying to smuggle a car full of KFC chicken, french fries, and 10 tubs of coleslaw into Auckland during lockdown. The gang’s name: Chicken Skulls. The US Space ForceContinue reading “This Week”

This posh school in NYC has created a guide of words to retire and the new inclusive substitute words their staff should use. Sounds like a decent idea, except that it’s just putting a bandaid on the issue. Some examples of the terms are below and the full guide can be found here: Grace InclusiveContinue reading

An anti-abortion protestor in North Carolina accidentally shot himself in the leg during a protest outside an abortion clinic. So much for a peaceful protest. Every wonder how these pious conservatives are so pro-gun, most probably love their guns more than their significant other, but the gun just keeps turning against them. It’s like youContinue reading

According to the article, the woman brought the goat inside her house for her son to see and then they proceeded to paint the animal. When I first read this headline I immediately imagined that the goat looked fabulous when they were done painting him/her. Then I did a quick Google search and came sawContinue reading

The landlord showed up at their home with a gun, put zip ties into them, a pillow case over their head and dumped them in a rural cemetery 30 miles away. Here’s a link to the article. Daaaaaamn… I wonder if he came up with the plan over dinner. Wife: Douglas, stop complaining about theContinue reading

5 Phobias That Will Make Misogynist Men More Comfortable Around You

Being alone – Try the old boogeyman might come out if I’m alone excuse. Then leave him a voicemail every 30 minutes asking him when he’s coming home. Opening anything – Start pouting when you come into contact with anything that needs to be opened and stomp your foot on the ground. Eating by yourselfContinue reading “5 Phobias That Will Make Misogynist Men More Comfortable Around You”

THE 10 MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR ANCESTRY DNA TEST RESULTS

First pick the ethnic group within your test results that you want to identified with. Adopt an ethnic middle name Start dressing in ethnic attire at least three times per week Start a video blog about cooking ethnic foods Tell your black and brown friends childhood stories that prove your ethnic background Adopt an ethnicContinue reading “THE 10 MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR ANCESTRY DNA TEST RESULTS”

Headlines

I recently applied to a workshop with The Onion and had to come up with 10 headlines. I sent them 10 of the 19 below. Scientists have released data showing that stupidity is the worse underlying condition in COVID-19 patients Christ was not wearing a mask on the cross, so why should I? The newContinue reading “Headlines”

Why they murder? Mary Flora Bell

I like researching murderers, but not because I’m obsessed with how they commit the murders. That’s just creepy and very disturbing. I’m obsessed with trying to understand why they murder. People all over the world have been subjected to horrible abuse, but they don’t all become murderers. My first person for this thread is Britain’sContinue reading “Why they murder? Mary Flora Bell”