According to the article, the woman brought the goat inside her house for her son to see and then they proceeded to paint the animal. When I first read this headline I immediately imagined that the goat looked fabulous when they were done painting him/her. Then I did a quick Google search and came saw this..Eeeeewhhh

It looks like they ran out of blue paint along the way, but they made an effort to at least finish what the started. I have to tell you that if I’m an animal living in this hell where humans rule the land I’d be very relieved if the worse that happens to me is being painted unevenly by possibly a drunk lady or not mentally stabled (just speculation) and her kid. By the way if the police or reporters did their job I wouldn’t have to speculate on the ladies mental status. I would be quoting instead.

Excuse my ignorance as I’ve only been driven through Alabama once, but are goats just wondering around the neighborhoods? They don’t stay in a barn or at least a fenced area? At least the person who wrote the article seem to think so. It did not state anywhere that this woman wondered into her neighbor’s property. But I’d did say that she grabbed the goat and brought it in. Maybe the goat was a latchey kid wondering around he porch in hope that someone would let him/her inside. Maybe check his/her goat homework to feel special.

The more I look at this photo the more I dig it. Goats are cute regardless… I wouldn’t want to be stuck in a closed room with one of those f****es, but from far away they’re adorable. This just gives the goat more character.

From this harmless prank that resulted in a felony charge and much paperwork, I can only assume that these two neighbors fill the hole in each other’s heart. Disclaimer: If you still experience shortness of breath, palpitations, fatigue, leg swellings, etc please visit a doctor. Atrial Septal Defect (ASD) can be treated successfully. Phew! Ok, you’ve been warned. Now back to our two besties: I’m giving the artist an 8 out of 10 for effor, and the owner also an 8 out of 10 for waiting until the goat was fully painted to realize the goat was missing and/or call the police.