Category Archives: comedy
This Week
LA school teachers might be getting a 5% pay increase to splurge on a third of their rent. 2 New Zealand ‘gang associates’ were arrested after trying to smuggle a car full of KFC chicken, french fries, and 10 tubs of coleslaw into Auckland during lockdown. The gang’s name: Chicken Skulls. The US Space ForceContinue reading “This Week”
This posh school in NYC has created a guide of words to retire and the new inclusive substitute words their staff should use. Sounds like a decent idea, except that it’s just putting a bandaid on the issue. Some examples of the terms are below and the full guide can be found here: Grace InclusiveContinue reading
An anti-abortion protestor in North Carolina accidentally shot himself in the leg during a protest outside an abortion clinic. So much for a peaceful protest. Every wonder how these pious conservatives are so pro-gun, most probably love their guns more than their significant other, but the gun just keeps turning against them. It’s like youContinue reading
5 Phobias That Will Make Misogynist Men More Comfortable Around You
Being alone – Try the old boogeyman might come out if I’m alone excuse. Then leave him a voicemail every 30 minutes asking him when he’s coming home. Opening anything – Start pouting when you come into contact with anything that needs to be opened and stomp your foot on the ground. Eating by yourselfContinue reading “5 Phobias That Will Make Misogynist Men More Comfortable Around You”
THE 10 MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR ANCESTRY DNA TEST RESULTS
First pick the ethnic group within your test results that you want to identified with. Adopt an ethnic middle name Start dressing in ethnic attire at least three times per week Start a video blog about cooking ethnic foods Tell your black and brown friends childhood stories that prove your ethnic background Adopt an ethnicContinue reading “THE 10 MOST EFFECTIVE WAYS TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR ANCESTRY DNA TEST RESULTS”
Headlines
I recently applied to a workshop with The Onion and had to come up with 10 headlines. I sent them 10 of the 19 below. Scientists have released data showing that stupidity is the worse underlying condition in COVID-19 patients Christ was not wearing a mask on the cross, so why should I? The newContinue reading “Headlines”
2020 so far…
JANUARY Australian wild fires 59,00 buildings destroyed, at least 34 dead and 46 million acres burned. We should have gotten the hint that we’ve fucked up so much shit hit the fan. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit as royal “senior” members They got tired of the bullshit and hypocrisy, and still got to keepContinue reading “2020 so far…”
No witnesses left behind
Beating people with their baton, gasing a group of peaceful protestors, tasering an already handcuffed person would be classified as police brutality and excessive use of force. Firing 14 rounds on a person is not just a lapse of judgement. It’s intentional murder. It doesn’t take 20 rounds of shots to disable a person thatContinue reading “No witnesses left behind”
America’s cash cows
I once told a coworker I didn’t have money to buy something and she said ‘come on you have money.’ I smirked and kept doing my work. As I tried to focus on the laptop screen in front of me, I couldn’t get that comment out of my head. Where the heck did my moneyContinue reading “America’s cash cows”
BRI'S BLOG: SOME TRUTH - SOME SATIRE - SOME RANTING 