5 Phobias That Will Make Misogynist Men More Comfortable Around You

Being alone – Try the old boogeyman might come out if I’m alone excuse. Then leave him a voicemail every 30 minutes asking him when he’s coming home.
Opening anything – Start pouting when you come into contact with anything that needs to be opened and stomp your foot on the ground.
Eating by yourself – Actually you shouldn’t be eating much around a misogynist men because you’ll probably be eating away your feelings, which will be a lot of eating. He obviously won’t like to see you eat too much. So just refuse to eat anything until he sits with you, and when he sits pretend to take a bite of food when his head is down.
Getting wet – Refuse to step outside when it’s raining, hold a water hose or walk around sprinklers that are turned on.
Hair in the shower drain – Start screaming as soon as you step in the shower and notice hair clogging the drain. Refuse to shower until the hair is gone; pass out from the stress; and wake up at least 3 times that night with nightmares.

Published by Bri Ribalta