AntwanBabe I’m running a little late. PhoneHey you make my booty itch with all your nonsense. we’re done. MaraWhat the hell? Your booty itches because you’re anti-lotion. PhoneWell I hope that booty itches so much they have to cut it off. AntwanWhat? Babe you know I’m sensitive about my ashy booty. PhoneYea that was creative.Continue reading “Imagine the sabotage if your cellphone was secretly in love with you”