Boob harness

The bra is the one clothing article that I hate admitting I need, but love that I have one ready when I need it. That’s a really confusing relationship. Never have I ever  found a bra that I can say was the most comfortable piece of clothing I own. Never! But, yet I feel like I must constrain my breast glands into these two pouches or they will fall down to my knees so fast that I’ll have to walk around with one of those baby wraps.  I can barely fill an A cup,  so my mind is clearly just running wild.

Has it been all the years of trying to look my best or I’ll never find the man who would ‘complete’ me? For the record, I believe you’re the only person who can ‘complete’ you. Yet, years of hearing the opposite left me thinking that I can’t live without a bra. But just like FL in every election, the year 2020 could not disappoint with all it’s fuckery. Multiple hours locked inside my apartment with the distant memory of coming in close proximity to another human being, left me wondering if it was time to let the ta-tas breathe and have a taste of freedom.

Like most women around the US, now the ‘girls get more time to come out and play. Still, I can’t have them become anarchists. Someday this virus will be under control and I will have to face people with a bra on. I can’t play with the ‘girl’s’ emotions and let them believe that they are free to do as they please. Nevertheless, we are a team and I know they’ll be safe and sound without being constricted by a bra 10 – 12 hours a day.

This post is dedicated to my ta-tas, tits, teticas, boobs, breasts, the girls, las cha-chas, mis chi-chis

TIPS for becoming a better broke person

  • Don’t spend money. The more money you spend the less money you’ll have. 
  • Find a better way to receive sustenance. Food is too expensive and will only leave you in debt.
  • Stop saying you are not alright because of money woes. It upsets those around you. Stop it! 
  • Stop needing things like shelter. Birds live on branches and they do just fine! 
  • Why are you breathing? Don’t you know that you’re taking oxygen that could be used by a non broke person. 

Would your dog call you a bff?

We like to answer for the dogs and say that we are their best friend, because fiddo looks so happy when he/she is around us. But, let’s face it if dogs are the coolest, I’m sure that another dog is a better cooler friend than a human. Harsh reality. Humans can be very needy, temperamental fools. What we bring to the table is food and shelter for our pawed friend, but we kind of tricked them into having to need us. We created a societies around the world were humans are the biggest threats to animals, including doggies. So yeah, pat yourself on the back all you want, but your kind is the reason why fiddo can’t enjoy a day around town by himself/herself. 

Maybe fiddo really feels sorry for you. I mean, he/she is so much happier than any human companion. Around fiddos circle, you are the one they walk about. Chances are that all those times that the dog got out, they really wanted a better life away from a human mess. But we all know that the human would miss the canine way more than the other way around. So, here’s fiddo ready to give you all his/her love until death do the either one of you part. Back to the original question, your doggie won’t break your heart by telling you you’re not their bff, but get off your high horse and bow when you’re in majestic presence of canines. 

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