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Wait, what?

The same people that are okay with hunting animals will throw a fit if you walk on their front lawn. You know the saying, if it helps you sleep at night? Well, you’re still a murderer if calling it ‘hunting’ helps you sleep at night. You’re also a coward that wears camouflage clothing and mustContinue reading “Wait, what?”

What have the states been up to?

Biden and Trump fight for Arizona’s Hispanic vote. The two agree that they prefer the name Hispaniola to Hispanic. Luckily for Florida, Hurricane Isaias has been downgraded to a tropical storm. Unfortunately, stupidity and greed continue to be a major threat to the state. Alabama State Rep. Dismukes has resigned as pastor of a BaptistContinue reading “What have the states been up to?”

It’s National Mutt Day

I’ve already texted my mother and wished a great day for her dogs, except for Max, so that they know how special they are to us. Those two mutts are the apple of our eyes. Starting tomorrow we’ll remember a barely haired eight pound pure bred Yorkie called Max. The name sounds larger than hisContinue reading “It’s National Mutt Day”

Boob harness

The bra is the one clothing article that I hate admitting I need, but love that I have one ready when I need it. That’s a really confusing relationship. Never have I ever found a bra that I can say was the most comfortable piece of clothing I own. Never! But, yet I feel likeContinue reading “Boob harness”

TIPS for becoming a better broke person

Don’t spend money. The more money you spend the less money you’ll have. Find a better way to receive sustenance. Food is too expensive and will only leave you in debt. Stop saying you are not alright because of money woes. It upsets those around you. Stop it! Stop needing things like shelter. Birds liveContinue reading “TIPS for becoming a better broke person”

Would your dog call you a bff?

We like to answer for the dogs and say that we are their best friend, because fiddo looks so happy when he/she is around us. But, let’s face it if dogs are the coolest, I’m sure that another dog is a better cooler friend than a human. Harsh reality. Humans can be very needy, temperamentalContinue reading “Would your dog call you a bff?”