By Bri Ribalta August 17, 2020 at 06:06 PM PST Bicycle riding in the park has been a long tradition in the Hook family for decades. It all changed in the fall of 2009, when Marti Hook fell off his bicycle during a normal family outing. I didn’t know what to do to diffuse the situation. This hadContinue reading “If you’ve never ridden a bike before, here’s what you should know before you start”
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Even Mara has to deal with bullshit in Etheria ✨ ‘She-ra is not the sword, YOU are She-ra. She uses the sword and turns into a blonde with blue eyes. 😒
Researchers in Michigan have found a link between where you put your clean clothes while your shower and childhood trauma
By Bri Ribalta August 15, 2020 at 01:54 PM PST MICHIGAN – What if throwing clean clothes on the bathroom sink meant that you still carry resentment for not being hugged enough as a child? That’s exactly what researchers at the Institute of Abnormal Research have found. A study that spanned three decades and overContinue reading “Researchers in Michigan have found a link between where you put your clean clothes while your shower and childhood trauma”
How a woman’s therapy sessions with her dog changed her outlook on life
By Bri Ribalta August 15,2020 at 12:06 AM PST MIAMI — Alicia Frey thought that her prayers had been answered when her friend recommended she visit a well-known therapist specializing in relationships. Something had to be done to save that bond between Alicia and Tom – said Jen Robin. Tom is Alicia’s ten year old dog. It was love atContinue reading “How a woman’s therapy sessions with her dog changed her outlook on life”
Imagine the sabotage if your cellphone was secretly in love with you
AntwanBabe I’m running a little late. PhoneHey you make my booty itch with all your nonsense. we’re done. MaraWhat the hell? Your booty itches because you’re anti-lotion. PhoneWell I hope that booty itches so much they have to cut it off. AntwanWhat? Babe you know I’m sensitive about my ashy booty. PhoneYea that was creative.Continue reading “Imagine the sabotage if your cellphone was secretly in love with you”
Different strokes for different folks
A coworker once told me that she loves the smell of Acetone because it reminds her of hair salons. I go into a dark place when I think of hair salons, and recall the years of havinga hairdresser try to comb the African out of me. * From ages 9-18, I left with a burned scalp 9 out of 10 timesContinue reading “Different strokes for different folks”
How cheesy can I get?
When I forget where I put my glasses is because I put them in a different spot every time. Professional cats and dogs in the entertainment industry can work together. Why do human entertainers have to tear each other apart? Men grabbing their junk makes me think that a dangling pipi is uncomfortable. You tellingContinue reading “How cheesy can I get?”
Wait, what?
The same people that are okay with hunting animals will throw a fit if you walk on their front lawn. You know the saying, if it helps you sleep at night? Well, you’re still a murderer if calling it ‘hunting’ helps you sleep at night. You’re also a coward that wears camouflage clothing and mustContinue reading “Wait, what?”
What have the states been up to?
Biden and Trump fight for Arizona’s Hispanic vote. The two agree that they prefer the name Hispaniola to Hispanic. Luckily for Florida, Hurricane Isaias has been downgraded to a tropical storm. Unfortunately, stupidity and greed continue to be a major threat to the state. Alabama State Rep. Dismukes has resigned as pastor of a BaptistContinue reading “What have the states been up to?”
It’s National Mutt Day
I’ve already texted my mother and wished a great day for her dogs, except for Max, so that they know how special they are to us. Those two mutts are the apple of our eyes. Starting tomorrow we’ll remember a barely haired eight pound pure bred Yorkie called Max. The name sounds larger than hisContinue reading “It’s National Mutt Day”
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