This Week

LA school teachers might be getting a 5% pay increase to splurge on a third of their rent.

2 New Zealand ‘gang associates’ were arrested after trying to smuggle a car full of KFC chicken, french fries, and 10 tubs of coleslaw into Auckland during lockdown. The gang’s name: Chicken Skulls.

The US Space Force got a new uniform. We still don’t know why they needed new uniforms for the simulation room, but we DO know that the cast of Battlestar Galactica wore it better.

A billionaire investor wants to create a new ‘sustainable’ and ‘equitable’ city in the middle of the US desert. It opens in 2030, so I recommend you watch Netflix’s dystopian thriller,3%, to get more familiar with the project.

DHS suspended horse patrols in an effort to blame the horses for revealing each agents’ asshole within. Some agents are even speaking up about fearing retaliation from the horse gang that has controlled the agency for years.

Published by Bri Ribalta

Negra ✊🏾 comedian/writer - what a combo! Born in Cuba, citizen of Miami, living in LA. I like dog, cats, boxes and monkeys! Follow me on social media.

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