- You can sneer all you want without your nemesis noticing.
- No one will know if you have bad breath.
- No one will know if you have something stuck between your teeth.
- If you say the wrong thing just pretend like the other person misheard you because of your mask.
- If you need time before deciding on a question, just pretend that you didn’t hear or understand the other person because of their mask.
- You’ll save money on makeup.
- No need to shave that beard or mustache.
- People won’t notice that you spend 80% of the day talking to yourself.
- The mask will protect half your face from the sun.
- Knowing you’re smarter than some people.
Published by Bri Ribalta
Negra ✊🏾 comedian/writer - what a combo! Born in Cuba, citizen of Miami, living in LA. I like dog, cats, boxes and monkeys! Follow me on social media.
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