- When I forget where I put my glasses is because I put them in a different spot every time.
- Professional cats and dogs in the entertainment industry can work together. Why do human entertainers have to tear each other apart?
- Men grabbing their junk makes me think that a dangling pipi is uncomfortable. You telling me it isn’t and almost immediately grabbing your junk doesn’t convince me that it is not.
- Every time I do something that I don’t remember doing I assume it was my twin who did it. And, that’s that.
- Every fancy house that I’ve been to has furniture looks like it hasn’t been used.
- Girl, what she say!? Really..what did she say? I didn’t catch the last part. I’m to sure how I should feel about the whole speech.
- I once saw a fight break out at a Karaoke bar between two singers over who goes next. I’m sure that was more interesting than watching them sing.
- I spend a ridiculous amount of time looking for clothes I’ve never owned.
- LA has me so paranoid that I don’t even park my car close to the red curb in case that it moves towards the red when I’m away.
- All these earthquakes and fires is more proof that California is not very people friendly.
- My afro-latina mom always asks God to come down and ‘look at this?’ Wasn’t it bad enough the first time he came down?
- The world needs better disposable toilet seat covers. Those things rip too easily and that’s just a waste of perfectly good paper.
- When people reply to my posts right away it freaks me out. That’s why I always wait at least 30 minutes before replying and sometimes even forget about your post for a few weeks.
- Cashiers who continue to put coins on top of receipts or paper bills should be blacklisted.
Published by Bri Ribalta
Negra ✊🏾 comedian/writer - what a combo! Born in Cuba, citizen of Miami, living in LA. I like dog, cats, boxes and monkeys! Follow me on social media.
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